A dorky cosplayer ;)

amerikhantrash:

Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.

little-smartass:

whenever I watch spock’s “live long and go fuck yourselves” scene in the first reboot movie I mourn the fact that kirk wasn’t present because his reaction would have been gold like can we have an au where he was and is just there in the background like

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spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

I’ve had so many knives stuck into me, when they hand me a flower I can’t quite make out what it is. It takes time.
Charles Bukowski (via blackistheonlycolor)

quizillla:

*looks at drawing of fictional boy* boys arent so bad i guess
*sees a real boy* i was wrong

godhatesteamfortress2:

fun tip: go to a straight couple and ask them who is the medic and who is the heavy in the relationship

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

psychopathicrevolutions:

thilk:

sometimes homestuck characters get interpreted so badly that if the fandom were to organize a roleplay contest and hussie would join, hussie would lose

i wish this wasn’t true

sasuge:

treat people like naruto would treat them

speakeasytherapy:

allkillernofiller:

accidentally bumps into someone

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"you don’t have to keep apologizing" 

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
gay couple: *holds hands in public*
straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

iampaigie:

lceburgs:

these are fucking paintings

I saw the caption and I died

letsdestroyitall:

anneboleyns:

romanovia:

fun date idea:

take me to comic con

drop me off

leave

pick me up when it’s over tho

Give me spending money too

bitchesaloud: