A dorky cosplayer ;)

elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

icyarguments:

And now a message to our boys: You matter. Just because you’re not a bulging beefcake doesn’t mean girls aren’t going to like you, Just because you’re not a thin as a rod doesn’t mean you’re unattractive. Just because your looks doesn’t meet someone’s preference doesn’t mean you’re undateable. If you want to change your appearance you have to accept it first. You’re not weak, you’re not disposable, and you do not deserve to die.

fake-dildo:

birth

fake-dildo:

birth

thecutestofthecute:

jaclcfrost:

i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

image

sexceptional:

This was my: “wtf is this, why are you giving me a doll I don’t like this”-face

sexceptional:

This was my: “wtf is this, why are you giving me a doll I don’t like this”-face

sexceptional:

The fact that my cousin and I couldn’t even touch the ground with our feet makes me feel so big now. It used to be a struggle to have to climb on a bench and wah, all of these pictures make me so happy

sexceptional:

The fact that my cousin and I couldn’t even touch the ground with our feet makes me feel so big now. It used to be a struggle to have to climb on a bench and wah, all of these pictures make me so happy

dajo42:

[pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer

skinnyfitandsexy:

cheers-to-the-fitblrs:

swoldiers-of-doomsday:

boyswanna-be-her:

I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS LIKE TV

I can’t stop fukin laughing.

Omfgadkglgjshdk hahaha

idk why this is so freakin hilarious

skinnyfitandsexy:

cheers-to-the-fitblrs:

swoldiers-of-doomsday:

boyswanna-be-her:

I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS LIKE TV

I can’t stop fukin laughing.

Omfgadkglgjshdk hahaha

idk why this is so freakin hilarious

m4ge:

INCORRECT

m4ge:

INCORRECT

cptdave:

Valve actually put that sign in game because playtesters would destroy the generator and then turn around immediately and not see the implosion animation they’d worked so hard on.

cptdave:

Valve actually put that sign in game because playtesters would destroy the generator and then turn around immediately and not see the implosion animation they’d worked so hard on.

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

radicalace:

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

daveandjadeotp:jetgreguar:i’ve been comprimised i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

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